MNM is on the run. I have several dermatologists who are out to get me.
Do I know why? Of course not!
Was it something I did? Perhaps.
Are their accusations legitimate? Probably.
So I went picketing in some dermatologists offices…I don’t think that’s anything to get so up-in-arms about.
Was I invited? Of course not!
Was I touting and selling my own all-natural acne solutions? Perhaps.
Was I obnoxious? Probably.
But look here, I can’t help it if I want to share with the world the new effective and natural acne treatment I’ve found that zaps pimples faster than a fly on an electric fence. Ok, maybe not that fast, but it does work pretty well.
The recipe began as a simple acne wash – a daily pimple preventative – but when I found myself faced with a gaggle of zits on a corner of my chin, I decided to smoke them out. Just before bed, I took a pea-sized dab of my acne wash and coated the spots, and then covered them with a band-aid. By the next morning, the pimples were sortof soggy and, after a wash, were reduced to smooth red dots. It still took a few days for them to disappear completely, but I think the treatment definitely helped.
But it’s not just the effectiveness that sells. My homemade acne wash is actually cheaper than my favorite store-bought zit zapper.
- Bioré Pore Unclogging Scrub (5oz.): $6.47
- TOTAL (5oz.): $6.47
- PER OZ: $1.29/oz
- Honey (8oz.): $4
- Tea Tree EO (0.5oz.): $6
- TOTAL (8.5oz.): $10
- PER OZ: $1.11/oz
Is MNM’s all-natural acne solution more expensive? Of course not!
Will you prefer it to store-bought brands? Perhaps.
Will it make you smell like a hippie? Probably.