I know the question on your mind.
“Mother Nature’s Maid, how are your irritated taste buds?”
MNM is highly susceptible to irritated taste buds. If you don’t know what they are, consider yourself lucky. If you’ve had one, I feel sorry for you. If you have chronic recurring taste bud irritation, or RTBI, I will pray for you.
The irritated taste bud is an agonizing medical condition that manifests as an enflamed white pustule protruding from whichever place on your tongue you think would be most inconvenient to have a sore. Brushing your teeth becomes unbearable, talking becomes unpleasant, and even eating is unappealing. They are life-ruiners.
When I was using MNM’s toothpaste, I noticed a reprieve from the condition, but once the challenge ended, I got lazy and started using my store-bought toothpaste again. But this summer I reached an impasse. I began experiencing debilitating attacks of RTBI; tiny white mountains of misery growing in clumps on my defenseless tongue.
I tried swishing with warm saltwater, which heals cheek bites in a flash, but I burned my tongue on hot saltwater and ended up with more boils and no sense of taste. This was followed by weeks of blistering and inflamed taste buds. It’s been terrible, but I don’t like to complain. That’s why I never mentioned anything about the anal fissures.
I had no choice but to turn to Mother Nature. My dad mentioned the importance of Golden Seal Root in oral hygiene, and it turns out he was right.
Golden Seal Root looks like dirt, smells like rabbit food, and has the consistency of pulverized hay. I cracked three capsules and dusted them into a jar of homemade toothpaste. The combination looks like guinea pig poop…or vomit, and tastes earthy…or bitter.
But it works! I started using the toothpaste about three weeks ago and have been free of irritated taste buds ever since!
I urge you to try it, because I know you. You’re suffering dreadfully, but you don’t want to complain. That’s why you haven’t said anything about the anal fissures.