The No-Grocery Challenge and The Deserter

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The Drifter Soup

Let me just level with you all for a minute here: I’m a pretty terrible roommate.

Remember that international boyfriend I was saving up to go see?  Yea, well, I just cashed in some newly obtained vacation time, and guess what?  The next flight to Dublin leaves at 6 pm today, and I’m on it.  That’s right, I am a deserter.  I’m leaving Carrie to fend for herself with next to nothing but two eggs left in the refrigerator.  I wish I could be here to finish out the challenge, but the fish & chips and fresh Guinness was just far too tempting to turn down, especially after our recent Cottage fare.  So, I’m a pretty terrible roommate, I know.

But, don’t worry – I have complete and utter faith that Carrie will continue on valiantly and finish the No Grocery Challenge even in my absence.  She is a committed and reliable friend and roommate, and I know that she would never want to let our followers down.  She will proudly scrounge on, until she is subsisting on frozen peas and butter alone – until she has eaten every last egg in our refrigerator – until she has found a use for the puff pastry.  Carrie will not let us down; I have faith.

By the looks of things, I’m leaving at a rather critical time here at The Newport House, too.  Dinners are getting pretty rugged around here. Wednesday saw plates full of fried potatoes and onions – one of our favorite sides – along with a somewhat-less-appetizing vegetable soup that looked like Tiny Tim just ladled it out of his torn pocket.  It was a watery concoction of the sort that drifters might share in tin cups around a campfire beneath an overpass somewhere.  Not to be underestimated, however, the taste was spot-on. Thursday, lo and behold, saw the return of eggs to our menu in the form of scrambled egg-and-mushroom sandwiches.  We rustled up our usual side of fried potatoes and onions – that’s a dish that clearly never gets old.

Here’s what we have left: 3 packets of oatmeal, half a pound of pasta, 1 onion, 2 potatoes, 2 eggs, a quarter loaf of bread, half a bag of rice, 3 half-full bags of assorted frozen vegetables, and the infamous puff pastry. 

And so now I pass the torch and leave the challenge in Carrie’s hands.  Will she accept?  Will she last until my return on April 7?  God help us if she does.  Who knows what she’ll be eating by then…and if we’ll have any pets left when I get back.

On second thought, Carrie, please don’t accept the challenge.  Do not eat our pets; there’s no shame in going to the grocery store.

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2 thoughts on “The No-Grocery Challenge and The Deserter

  1. Here’s another upside my dear Maid. Bet the food they serve you in-flight won’t look half bad this crossing. Eat hearty!!! And little Carrie – no need to sacrifice yourself any longer for “the cause” – especially when your sidekick is in some cozy Irish pub licking fish and chips grease off her fingers. SAVE YOURSELF CARRIE!!! Find your way back to the familiar smells of your Mother’s kitchen . There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home………..

  2. I think this is a great challenge, and we are going to start implementing the same practice at 17, just to see the look on your face when you stop in for a visit, go right to the pantry, and then see nothing but empty shelves. Please give a heads up when you are coming so we can have the camera ready. That photo will be priceless.

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